Hi! I’m an old yellow labrador. At this moment I’m communicating telepathically to my owner (don’t worry buddy, you’re not insame, so let’s go!).
This is my strange story: I was born a long time ago in a farm with 3 brothers and 3 sisters; nothing important happened until the day when a human came and asked to our breeder if we were noisy and how big we would grow. They spoke for a while and then the human picked me up and took me home.
When we arrived I met his wife (I actually was her birthday present). The first thing she did was put
me in hot water and clean me with soap.
It was the beginning of my nightmare!!!!!!
After the soap came the parfume, the pink necklace, the dresses, and the salad and vegetable diet (she was vegan). Despite my male condition she called me “Princess”. This situation lasted for three long long years…
One day hes husband came home in rage shouting: she had
gone away with her yoga
It was the beginning of my sweet dream!!!!!!
The next day the angry human abandoned me in a country road. A few hours later a pick-up truck stopped nd a bearded human dressed in a flannel shirt jumped down and whistled inviting me to get into the car, so I did. On the rear seat there was another dog sleeping: a long legged English pointer (yes it’s you Gunner) and beside him some delightful smelling dead birds (woodcocks) I’d never seen before.
Now I don’t wear colored necklaces, no dresses, no perfumes, I eat meat, I swim in the pond, sleep with other dogs… and the main thing:
Hunting is my job